A character from the television sitcom iCarly. The ex-girlfriend of Freddie Benson and best friend of Carly Shay. She is aggressive and can beat anyone up, even a professional MMA fighter (See: Skull Crusher)
Sam Puckett: *hits Freddie on the head*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
Freddie: *after getting up* NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
Sam: Don’t tell me what to do *hits him again*
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i was on my way to the call, but there was too much phuckery involved for me to even make it to the door
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You’re phucking banned!
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by ohshet April 26, 2006
Get the phucker mug.A city in Thailand known for its beaches and bars. It is also used as an exclimation of surprise in the hit movie Juno.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh ****! "Phuket, Thailand"!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.
by plaidandpearls October 7, 2008
Get the Phuket, Thailand mug.A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.
My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.
by Fara April 9, 2004
Get the phucktarded mug.A tiny island off the coast of Thailand where it has many amazing beaches and beautiful scenery.
Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.
The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.
There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.
The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.
It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.
It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.
Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.
Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.
The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.
There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.
The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.
It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.
It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.
Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.
by westernbulldogs February 15, 2007
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2. The act of sexual intercourse.
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2. The act of sexual intercourse.
Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.
by jdmjr March 20, 2008
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