Phuck

A fancy way for people to say 'sex' or 'making love,' as well as having sex in a fancy way.

Fancy Woman : Let's phuck!

by Thompson Jason Biscuit March 12, 2009

Phuck

A hockey slang word used to insult someone in a non threatening way.

Phuck you, damn ref!

by Robbie S. November 13, 2003

phuck

a homonym to the old school word "fuck" but refers to machine intercourse, instead of genital intercourse. The term is derived from a man named Chris who holds regular discussions called "phuckathons" in Sproul Plaza of UC Berkeley. It's part of an ongoing debate of whether it is better to live in harmony with the earth and someday dying or to live forever in cyberspace as a silicon being.

"Stop phucking your cell phone!"

by Luman October 30, 2007

phucking

the act of machine intercourse,
to have machine intercourse

She is phucking her cell phone.

by 3.14thagoras August 4, 2008

Phucked

1. Totally and royally screwed.

2. The act of sexual intercourse.

Especially useful at work or in settings that control and/or monitor emails through the use of filters.

Poff is so PHUCKED when you leave!!

by jdmjr March 20, 2008

phuck

Way of writing the word fuck in emails at work and not being detected by the comapny filter

phuck you, good buddy!

by Manny Sheen August 30, 2004

phuck

Fuck, but with a ph. A phine specimen of NAZA's ph phenomenon that was phurther developed with the Phobia Phear coaster at Lake Compounce.
Phace your phear!

Ah phuck y'all, my gpa is really gonna take a hit phrom that pound of weed.

by alhammer December 23, 2017