php

a viscous gaseous secretion marked by it's distinctive sound.

Angelina: I just got a brazilian. Do you want to go down on me after the movie?

Bob: No doubt!

Angelina: ***php***...oops, I think I shit myself. (blushes)

Bob: (calculating)'bout how much, give or take a spoonful?

by Quotidian March 17, 2008

PHP

Post High Poop - it's the huge poop you take the following day of being high and having the munchies.

"man, I was so high yesterday. I had some serious php going on."

by Gregoreo Maximo July 7, 2023

PHP

okay lets get this straight

it means ‘porn hub premium’

guy: ‘im getting PHP!’
gf: ‘wait what-‘

by im not straight November 1, 2020

PHP

"Put Her with the Pigs" - (pah-ha-pah)

Usually said when someone says something irritating, accompanied with an eye roll.
Mainly occurs when the subject is annoying on a regular basis and it is a group consensus that the subject is idiotic.

"ergh <insert name> php, she is sooo annoying

by Daisiemai May 16, 2011

php

pornhub premium

man, i love this girl, im gonna quickly buy php to watch her new videos

by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021

PHP

Poop Hole Poopers, a Hollister, CA gang.

I saw PHP tagging all up in Albertsons.

by 831 annon. August 4, 2007

php

PHP

Pretty Huge Penis

contrary to:

PSP

Pretty Small Penis

Wow, do I ever have a php!

by anthony125 June 26, 2006