Phonk

Phonk music is a genre of music that was made in the 1990s in Memphis TN and mostly had satanic lyrics, the occult, gangster, rapping, and even anarchist content, it somehow went to Russia, where it became very popular, drift phonk was born, it got mixed with EDM instruments and trap instruments too like distorted cowbells, snare, kicks, etc. For some strange reason some neo-nazis like to use "phonk" in their YouTube shorts videos.

10 year old: "yo have you heard of phonk?"
Another 10 year old: "yes I love it it makes me a sigma!"

by Wizardry93 August 18, 2023

Phonkbeta

A middle aged man who wears a mullet listening to 80's music and cruises highschools in his camaro to pick up girls. probably a ginger.

Hey did you see that Phonkbeta checking out the girls volleyball team?

by Zbaek August 28, 2009

phoning the czar

A term that is synonymous with self stimulation of ones penis by ones hand by act of masturbation.

Johnny was spending another night phoning the czar to dirty magazines.

by MattyB0604 November 5, 2015

cell-phonie

Basically a person that you see walking down the street that feels the need carry on a fake conversation on their cell phone due to the fact that they are by themselves and want people to think that they are on some important mission or need to be somewhere.

Me and Rebecca were heading to the bar last week and saw Jessica walking down the street by herself, talking on her cell phone. What a cell-phonie she is.

by stuart williams June 11, 2007

Drunk Phoning

While drunk, you phone someone you can't talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven't got the balls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have sex with you.

1. "Dude, I am so wasted after drinking that whole crate"
2. "I know man, what can we do now?"
3. "Dude, let's do some Drunk Phoning!
4. "YEAH!, Lets call your mum"

by MetalCactuar May 10, 2011

hooked on phonics

eh gratte prograyme thaat hellepede mei gette tou sekknd grayde verri eezilie. momiei aynd dadddiei r verri prowde ove mei beiycuz iey haav immprooved ay lotte!

houkkd oun fonnikz wourkd fuore mei!

by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003

phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.

I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.

by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005