phonetard

Somebody who phones you at work(system technician, for example) and annoys you with dumb questions like ''How do I log into my puder?'' and ''How do I restart?''

Krista doesn't like phonetards, she doesn't like the way they annoy her and remind her that she is at work while she is busy looking at gothic porn.

by WaHf00m4n October 5, 2003

Phonebarassed

A person who is phonebarassed is someone who thinks their phone is obsolete towards the new phones such as the Apple iPhone 3GS or the Blackberry series.

Guy 1: "Look at this guy, he looks afraid to take out his phone."

Guy2: "That's is what we call someone phonebarassed!"

Phonebarassed guy thinking: "Wow, I'm so phonebarassed! I'm still carrying a Nokia 3310 in my pocket! I really want to get a new phone..."

by filarea February 1, 2010

Phone Bar

The act of making phone calls to random people in your cell phone when you are at the bar, driving home from the bar, or when you get home from the bar. These phone calls are made while heavily intoxicated. More times than not, these calls are not remembered until you check your call log the next morning or when you are reminded by a friend or by the person you called.

Phone Bar can also apply to text messaging under the influence of alcohol.

Dude, you were wasted last night. You must have phone bar-ed every girl in your cell.

by JayZaldo March 13, 2009

phonetard

n. A smartphone or PDA that does not operate intuitively and seamlessly with a Macintosh computer.

I just got a new Blackberry Tour from Verizon and that phonetard can't even share music with iTunes.

by TheLastChanceTexaco October 1, 2009

Phonetarded

When you get a brand new, totally different phone and are completely incapable of using it at all.

Oh sorry I can't. I'm phonetarded.

by @Keefy August 7, 2011

Phonebriated

Driving recklessly while one is using a phone.

That man is driving like crap. He must be phonebriated.

by physicaltherapist1 September 4, 2019