Poonicorn

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

by djzoos May 3, 2017

pornicorn

Mythical creature that appears during the brief euphoria of orgasm during sexual intercourse. Its anatomy consists of:

4 Legs
4 Breasts
1 Octuplet Dildo (in place of tongue)

and of course...

a big, black, floppy donkey dick.

The pornicorn strode into the room as I came in her eye.

by Bob and Ed September 17, 2008

Hoenicorn special

The hoenicorn special, is when you dip your dick into a sticky substance the proceed to cover it with rainbow sprinkles. Then proceed to face fuck her like you're smashing a ice cream cone into onces face

Scott warned his "girl whos a friend" Amanda about mouthing off so he surprised her with a hoenicorn special later that day.

by Bearded hot guy May 3, 2018

phoenician

1. Anyone from Phoenix, Arizona.
2. Someone who represents phoenix and puts all haters to shame.

1. Yeah I was born in Central Phoenix, one of the roughest parts of PHX, i'm a fuckin phoenician to da fullest.
2. Damn dude, that phoenician dumped a clip at me after i told him fuck six oh deuce

by oscar602 June 13, 2007

penicorn

A fusion of the words penis and unicorn. Basically, this is a synonym for dickhead. If you see where a unicorn's horn is and picture a "dickhead", you will get it.

My ex is being a real asshole. He is such a penicorn!

by Stephanie Ling April 27, 2006

poonicorn

when someone has a poo on your forehead and it makes you look like a unicorn

yo dude, ill make you a freakin' poonicorn!

by noobies1705 May 15, 2008

Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009