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Phlange Factory

I just love to jeb her phlange factory....

Errr, look at her hairy phlange factory

Her phlange factory smells like rotten fish!

Her phlange factory is SO big, there's a family of Mexicans living in it!
by Dee.Dee April 12, 2010
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Phlangesjizz

When a person has peeling skin on there hands that makes it look like they have dried sperm on there fingers/hands
Phalanges referring to the bones in the hands-Jizz meaning cum
Reece-Hey, i really like your nails Cory
Cory-Oh i love yours to
Reece- But you have really skanky hands
Cory-I yep i forgot to moisturise
Reece-No, its like you have Phlangesjizz all on your hands, its gross.
by Mammajam February 1, 2010
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Phlangeopygonbré

A bipodular but horrifically mutated half pig, half human. It's existence due to an experiment conducted by toy manufacturer bandai to create a real living, breathing toy but went terribly wrong. It determines whether you are a threat based on if you act offensively or defensively. It's only fear is the common horse upon which is the only way to defeat it. Baby phlangeopygs are called phlangeopyglets, they are easily culled using the remaining box from a pepperoni pizza.
Emergency 911 - "hello which service do you require"

Baz - "i'm not sure, help me. Help me. I think there's a phlangeopygonbré in the building. Send the police... no make that an ambulance too"

Emergency 911 - "i'm sorry sir but what exactly is a ..."

Baz - "it's coming i can hear it. It's in the vents... oh god... *Clunk, Crash, Bang* Help me! Hel... ... SNORT SNORT SQUEAL"
by phlangeopygonbré August 2, 2011
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phlange

Phlange or Flange is a term for the vagina. It came about from the plumbing term of the female end of a pipe that is flanged open to accept the male end.
Whilst watchin p0rn ..... Oi check out the phlange/flange on that chick!
by ThePlumberMechanic February 9, 2020
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Plinge

Someone who is not up to date on current words and/or topics. Most commonly used in regards to online drama.
"Dude, my dad's plinge on all of this stuff. Trying to talk to him about it isn't going to help."
by Manwhocares April 28, 2024
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