When you're wanking using just your mental recollections and you begin asking yourself deep questions about the meaning of life, culminating in a more fulfilling view of the universe and life as you bust a nut.

"I just had a philosophical wank and suddenly I see things much clearer"

Philosophical Wank by Socratesticles July 16, 2020

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To Get Philosophical

A euphemism for "getting drunk". Used to describe the state at which someone starts to say whatever they are thinking, no matter how ridiculous it sounds.

Dave - "Has anyone ever wondered why the students at Glasgow and the students at Strathclyde cant just be friends? What is the point in this silly rivalry when we're all living in the same city?"

Dave's friend - "Somebody take the bottle off Dave, he's starting to get philosophical."

To Get Philosophical by toffeerevel June 28, 2010

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I have a philosophical question

A preface to some form of obscenity.

"I have a philosophical question... is autofellatio gayer than masturbation?"

I have a philosophical question by Koios November 3, 2008

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Philosophix

This is a type of drink created by an amazingly intelligent and grammatically correct Danish girl. It has a very special and deep meaning and relates to an alcoholic beverage. The ingredients are as follows:

6 Litres of peach ice tea
4 bottles of white wine
2 Litres of vodka

After having a Philosophix one could say they were "philisophixed" last night relating to the state of drunkeness of someone.

Philosophix by 1Stubbles March 5, 2011

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