Skip to main content

Philippines

My mom's home country.

The Philippines was discovered by Magellan in the late 1500s for King Philop of Spain, until Magellan wore out his welcome in the Philippines and got his ass cut off and died from the natives. The Philippines is really named after the king of Spain, was also colonized by Spain at one time then later it was taken over by the Americans. Then during World War II the Japanese took control. The Philippines is also the only nation in most of Asia to be Chirstain and have a mix of many different types of cultures. The Philippines is also known to be the "Peral of the Orient."

A place I want to visit someday as soon as this War on Terrorism is over.
"My country Philippines is kickass so back off you damn Spanard!"
Philippines by phantom5 July 16, 2005
Philippines mug front
Get the Philippines mug.
See more merch

philistine style 

When you are jumped by more than one person.
Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?
philistine style by esjay April 9, 2005

Philippino Crab Walk

The most skillful martial art in the world
I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk

DELTA SIGMA PHI [PHILIPPINES] 

DELTA SIGMA PHI also known as DISCIPLINE STUDENT POWER was originally founded on the University of the East Recto campus, Manila by Atty. Miguel Viacrusis (Member of Crime Buster), a transferee from De La Salle University on August 7, 1968. They became known to Philippine College of Criminology on August 7, 1977. The Delta Sigma Phi is the fourth brother of MAGIC FIVE.

COLORS: GREEN, WHITE & BLACK
SYMBOLS: DRAGON & THE GREEK LETTERS of DELTA

DELTA SIGMA PHI also known as DSP, DELTANS, DELTA PHI or PHI
sulong mga M5 patayin ang mga BASURA!

DELTA SIGMA PHI PHILIPPINES MAGIC FIVE M5

IS A GRAND FRATERNITY & SORORITY..

We never die…but we multiply…

Philippines

Philippines is a nice country.Kalibo Aklan is a nice place with their Street Parades(Ati Ati Han) and is a gateway to Boracay Beach, a magnet to tourists and divers.It is a clean beach and the water feels great!The boat tours are exciting,too!
Philippines by Snowswipes March 28, 2007

philippines

An archipelago located somewhere in SE Asia.

The Philippines is an ASIAN COUNTRY, check the records.

Member of ASEAN (Association of South East Asian Nations), to futher stress my point.
philippines by Sixto July 11, 2006

philistine

A smugly ignorant person with no appreciation of intellectual or artistic matters.
The creationist christian VenomFangX on Youtube is a great example of a philistine.