Philza Minecraft

God, creator of Minecraft and all who follow it

he strides across the battlefeild so gracefully.

Dear Lord, must i express my love for the immaculate and globally revered Philza Minecraft, he strides across the battlefield in such an ethereal manner, the mere gaze upon such action is enough to astound me, oh philza, phil. what are your thoughts

by Ultrasheeplord July 04, 2021

Philza Minecraft

Philza Minecraft is a dentist.

Philza Minecraft recommends Colgate

Philza Minecraft is a tory.

Philza Minecraft is the husband of Mumza

by Turtle in a box September 14, 2022

Philza Minecraft

Philza is the bravest man

Philza Minecraft is so brave he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met

by Darn man June 16, 2021

philza minecraft

a minecraft user who is totally cool! so awesome!! :)

philza minecraft is my favorite minecraft ytuber!! <3

by spookidreams October 06, 2020

Philza minecraft

The father of millions of mentally ill crows who just decided that he was their dad now. He likes the Milo and the b i r t h.

1. Hey did u see Philza minecraft earlier?
2. No, but I saw mumza.
1. Oh that's good.
...
1. Where.

by BlondeGæ September 30, 2021

Philza Minecraft

A 34 year old man who sit in front a screen so people can call him dadza and give him money to feed his wife

Philza Minecraft is quite old hes married to a woman that is insterting

by KarlNapity October 29, 2022

Philza Minecraft

Verb; To be attacked by a baby zombie in Minecraft.
Origin: Twitch streamer Ph1LzA died to a baby zombie in his Hardcore Season two world.

Minecrafter: Baby Zombie! I'm getting Philza minecrafted

by Deep12000 April 27, 2022