Peen Squeen

When your penis gets squished by a bigger penis, and it hurts yet feels good

Bro, last night me and Bryan got in a Peen Squeen!

by cooldoodstroud November 22, 2018

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

Pheet Sniffer

Any person (usually a male) who has a peculiar taste or undiscovered fetish for feet or related body parts / sexual practices, but does not talk about it openly, just gives some unintendend hints without realizing it. He/she might as well talk a little about it without realizing that the case is not normal and assume that everyone has the same taste therefore not making him/her uncomfortable in the conversation, that person is also a pheet sniffer.

Gabriel: I think that women feet might be a deal breaker. If some hot chick had some nasty feet , I wouldn't date her or even come close to her.
Pasto(to Benjamin): Oh crap, Gabriel might actually be a pheet sniffer.

by pastoruri July 13, 2020

Peen Sus

“PENIS MORE LIKE PEEN SUS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - some guy who hates amogus memes I think

Look at the definition Peen Sus lol

by CircleBox- August 4, 2021

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

sheared peen

A circumcised penis

Girl: Truth or dare?
Guy: Truth.
Girl: Are you circumcised?
Guy: If by circumcised you mean that I have a sheared peen, then yes.
Girl: Oh awesome, you want some head?

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019