Liam Payne

One fifth of British-Irish boy band One Direction. He auditioned for the UK show 'X Factor' twice, the second time around (2010) being placed in a group with four other guys, becoming One Direction and coming in third place. Known as "Daddy Direction", he is a puppy who hates spoons, loves turtles and Woody from Toy Story and usually sings the opening verses in all their songs. Oh, and he has changed his hairstyle so often that his head is now formerly recognized as a measurement of time.

Person: When was this photo of One Direction taken?

Directioner: How much hair does Liam Payne have?

Person: A lot.

Directioner: Is it Justin Bieber style or curly-mop style?

Person: Justin Bieber style.

Directioner: During the X Factor, late 2010.

by DaddyDirection October 27, 2012

Payney

A 'Payney' is a sexual beast, often seen in the East Riding Of Yorkshire. He lies in wait for his prey and seduces them, taking them back to his love chamber. Payney has been known to hunt in the middle of the night, at the height of his sexual instincts.

I saw a Payney in Mile End Park yesterday

I was seduced by Payney

by PayneyVictim2 November 5, 2013

Major Payne

A man who don't take none of yo shit, an alpha male in a world of betas and omegas. Someone who is transcendent of norms and tradition in the name of being a a god damn man
Secondly, "feeling the Payne" refers to being the victim of Major Paynes wrath.
Thirdly, a character portrayed by Damon Wayans in a 1995 comedy titled " Major Payne"

"He just went major Payne on that inferior sucka!".
Guy 1: you see what happened to that fool at Rachel's?
Guy 2: Yessir!, he felt the PAYNE

by Marty the marlin December 17, 2013

Max Payne-ing It

To go for several weeks on very little sleep, often becoming very depressed in the process, ala Max Payne.

May be the result of a long, strenuous project at work or school.

"Jesus Bob, you look like shit."
"Yeah, I've been Max Payne-ing it hard the last couple weeks."

by finnishhax April 2, 2009

a Liam Payne

A term used to describe the most amazing guy ever. He's the type of guy that is sweet, caring, and adorable all at the same time. This guy will stand up for his girlfriend before haters, and do the most romantic of things. If you are called a Liam Payne you must be one hell of a boyfriend/friend. Like seriously, you must be Jesus reincarnated. Every girl deserves a Liam Payne. This term is adopted from the adorable puppy-faced cutie, Liam Payne from One Direction.

Girl 1: Did you see what that boy did, he totally defended his girl in front of all those people!
Girl 2: He's such a Liam Payne!

by heytherebebz July 21, 2012

Max Payne

Someone who can dodge bullets in slo motion and withstand an outrageous amount of bulletwounds. They live off of painkillers like it is CRACK!

Did u see what that MAX PAYNE just did. He killed three gansters wit 2 bullets!

by JAYONETHOUSAND February 8, 2004

Partying like Max Payne

When one goes out in public after ingesting a lot of hard liquor and pain killers.

I have nobody in my life and its a boring night. Fuck it, break out the Jack Daniels and Oxycontin there aint nothing better than Partying like Max Payne!

by unclepayne August 25, 2013