Phantom

One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"

Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".

Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!

Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
by Pirate Suite October 25, 2006
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When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.
Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"

Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"
by TheWilcow November 24, 2011
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Phantom

1) A random Erection

2) When the males penis goes hard without stimulant
Guy on bus: (Thinking) oh shit, I just got a phantom and my stop is coming up..
by Lord Dude May 17, 2010
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During sexual intercourse when a male tries to hold off on ejaculation but comes a little bit- but its just enough to lose sensitivity and keep going and going....
Man, I thought I was gonna blow my load early but I had a phantom and was able to go for an hour!
by TheHOSS May 16, 2013
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The act of fornicating with a woman to the point of climax, then beating her until she becomes disoriented and shooting your load so that she does not know which direction it came from.
Man, after I pulled a phantom on Krystal last night, she didn't know her ass from a whole in the ground.
by Davey and Ritchie October 17, 2007
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Used in the sport of hockey, when another player gets credit for a goal or assist that rightfully belonged to a fellow teammate.
Parrish: "Hey ref, throw down #88 for that assist!"

Boyd: "No man, I passed the puck!"

Ref: "Wow Parrish! Stop being such a fuckin phantom!!"
by MerrilRiv November 24, 2009
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Charlie said he had sex with Mara, although his friends knew this was a phantom.
by DanielB3223 October 24, 2007
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