phailq

A rendition of fail used by Americans. The Q is a silent one. Used to denote epic failure.

YOU ARE SUCH A PHAILQ!! = YOU ARE SUCH A PHAIL = YOU ARE SUCH A FAIL.

by nobodyyouneedtoknow August 16, 2009

Pfalzer

Big nosed cool people. They are the best at almost everything and lack in nothing. Also a castle in Germany.

Ex 1: Hey did you see that big nosed cool mother-trucker?
Ya he's a Pfalzer!

Ex 2: Have you been to Germany?
No but I want to go to the Pfalz castle because my dreams told me to.

by DaCatsMeowOffAndOn December 17, 2010

Whore phail

When you buy lap dances from almost every girl at the Chico, CA Centerfolds, get 2 double troubles on VIP night, spend the whole shift there telling the girls it's your Disneyland. Then you buy two of the girls vibrators at the sex store for Christmas only to invite your favorite girl to the Denny's to buy her food and fail to take her home because the grits took too long, but you get free dessert out of the deal.

Pedro pulled the Ultimate whore phail. Epa epa!

by booblover December 14, 2009

Garbage Pail Kids

A set of bubble-gum card stickers produced by Topps Chewing Gum that spoof Cabbage Patch Kids, all the rage in the 80s. They feature pictures of disgusting versions of the dolls with equally disgusting nicknames. Concept based on Wacky Packages.

Garbage Pail Kids are making a comeback.

by Wacco February 7, 2004

Phailzz

when somebody fails soo badly you cant help but to spell it with a P,H and two Z's

wow man, did u see that face plant, it was a definant phailzz

by Zantonious Aquilous July 24, 2009

Epoch Phail

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

Pailma Island

The Largest of the islands viewable off the coast of Rosarito, Mexico.

Pailma Island is the largest and most southerly of the islands you can see from Baja Malibu.

by Nacho P Coaltrain December 29, 2007