Perseus Jackson

Perseus is more commonly known as Percy Jackson. He acts as the narrator in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, or PjO. (I highly recommend those books btw) Percy, in the fandom, is also know as Persassy Jackson for his sass. He is a demigod, which is basically half-mortal (human), half-Greek/Roman god/godess. His father is Poseidon, the Greek deity of the sea. He also appears in the Heroes of Olympus series, Magnus Chase series and Trials of Apollo series as well.

"Poseidon," said Chiron. "Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail , Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God."
—The Lightning Theif

by Percy Jackson fan101 January 25, 2018

Persephone

Persephone is a lovely girl with a big heart. She's shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll end up loving her. She is drop dead gorgeous and every guy would gawk at her. Only one man could steal her heart and make her his. She's a powerful and vibrant girl, almost like goddess.

Guy 1: Wow...she's so beautiful. Do you think she would ever go for a guy like me?
Guy 2: Keep dreaming, that's Persephone. Everyone want her to fall for them.
Guy 1: *sighs* She's a walking goddess. Any guy who gets her would be so damn lucky.

by PrinceOfPosiedon December 1, 2016

poo pauser

one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS

guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?

by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009

hard pause

The abrupt halt one encounters when they realize that they are about to crap, they are not going to make it to the toilet, and the only chance they have of saving their pants is to stop in their tracks and clench their butt cheeks at tightly as possible. A hard pause is complete when the gas bubbles gurgle to the top of the stomach. A person has roughly 30 seconds after the stomach gurgle to reach the toilet, or they must prepare for a second, even more perilous, hard pause. It is unwise to try to attempt more than two hard pauses in a row. This will probably lead to disaster, and will likely require field-dressing of ones underpants (i.e., cutting through each leg with your pocket knife and tossing the soiled drawers behind the toilet).

I almost crapped my pants this morning. I had to make a hard pause in the hall on the way to the bathroom and another right in front of the toilet.

by jpblackout March 5, 2014

John Pesenti

A God among men. It is said that his power is so mighty that it cannot be matched by anything or anyone in any universe.

Person 1: Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Person 1: *Rock
Person 2: * John Pesenti
Person 1: No fair! nothing can beat John Pesenti

by trobbins September 15, 2011

peussie smell

a smell that comes from any object with the color of purpulish/brown, or brownish/purple. Originating from the word 'puce' and meaning something downright nasty in look and smell. If an object has a peussie smell, then it's best not to eat it.

During the performance at the opera, I notice a woman looking very uncomfortable and having that peussie smell. She departed before the final curtain and ran to the ladies room! She even looked like Princess Peussie.

by Kurt Steinberg December 28, 2007

pause

Said after something that may be taken as homosexual.

-Pull it out, pause.
-Son, that ball is huge, pause.

by m1c August 12, 2004