Daddy Petsch

Daddy petsch is a word used to describe an alpha male of highest masculine status. Although the word includes the repellent of women and scared, timid behaviour. This word is most definitely used in a good way.

''Wow, you are so cool, you must be a Daddy Petsch.''

by slayqueenslayer August 17, 2023

pitscheet

This is a fart while you're sleeping

Hey, you made a lot of pitscheets tonight !

by Piiiiino August 28, 2007

Petched

To petch someone is to touch a little man deliberately but make it look accidental.

Ian: What you doing mate?

Midget: Just hanging around not much, you?

Ian: It's fucking bollocks mate, whats that on your crotch. I'll get it. *

Midget: Get the fuck off. Dude, you just Petched me?

Ian: I can't help it mate, you're a little man

*Grabs a healthy handful of penis.

by Colinlovesmen March 18, 2007

Petched

To have something put over you in a very entertaining way.

"I got Petched last night"
"I'm on the way to being Petched"
"I woke up Petched as a maggot"
"I only wanted 1 more for the road, but before I knew it. I was Petched"
"Childsy copped a classic Petching"
"Hogarth's up for an extreme Petching tonight"
"I had my Petch goggles on"
"I know she said she was only 17, but I was Petched"

by TaliWhite_Fan August 7, 2014

peische

An adorable little furry dog that is cute. Also refers to someone who makes a cute action such as an old man or todler boy.

"Aw hes such a peische!"

by Shemgo February 28, 2010

Petcher

To yell as a lecture, or complain while lecturing.

Boy 1: Ms.Thompson "Petchered" me today after class

Boy2: Petchered mean?

Boy1: Basically it's a bitchy lecture

Boy2: Ms.Thompson seems like she'd do that

by John Hardstick July 31, 2016

petschack

he owns pets, sometimes in shacks but this is a rare case.

Petschack is such a bad name omg

by Luke Matison October 8, 2019