Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009

Petshopping

When someone inserts a tube into their ass and lets hamsters or other small rodents crawl up inside to experience some kind of pleasure (?) in a small furry kind of way.

a: my ass is sore
b: why's that?
a: because i did a spot of petshopping last night

by hmmmmmmmmmfjfddk September 27, 2009

Penishut

When a group of male friends all go into a pizza hut together.

Dude this is a freaken Penishut. Also see sausagefest

by sterwer June 23, 2010

Peishi

An entity of absolute truth. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that 'Peishi is always right.' Failing to maintain this law means that one is 'damn cui'.

Dude A: "are you sure he's right?"
Dude B: "Of course, he's a Peishi!"

OR

Peishi says "you damn cui leh!"

by Dianne_Loh August 28, 2014

then perish

new way to tell someone to fucking die

then perish

by perish nerd March 11, 2021

perish

To die or be destroyed, or disappear gradually

"I shall perish" (I am going to die)

by A.K. Winding January 13, 2009

Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

by dedwyf March 5, 2013