Ian Watkins: Hey man, I really want to have sex with that 12 year old. Her supple underage body looks damn fine in that PETA shirt.
Other Band Member: Dude, you're such a fucking Petaphile.
Other Band Member: Dude, you're such a fucking Petaphile.
by wensacalacas March 5, 2014
Get the Petaphile mug.A petophile is what you call someone who takes it a little too far with "loving" their pets. Much like a pedophile, but with animals.
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
The videos of women who let horses fuck them...classic petophile behavior.
See also animal lover
Jason thought he was being funny when he tried to make his dog get a boner by rubbing on it's balls. What a petophile!
by capnkev June 21, 2009
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A member or supporter of people for the ethical treatment of animals (PETA) who loves animals in the same way pedophiles love children.
Gosh Nicole, you're sister Eve is such a PETAphile, i saw her looking up naughty things on the internet.
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Get the pedaphile mug.A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).
Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".
The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".
Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".
Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011
Get the Petophile mug.One who suffers from a twisted, perverse love of wiki collaborations. Pinko commies argue that pediaphilia is a mental illness, but it is in fact an intentional, degenerate sin against the Holy Corporation. Contrary to popular opinion, it can affect both men and women, young or old. Signs of pediaphilia include excessive time spent on the Internet, interest in learning, improved writing skills, participation in non-profit activities, and the compulsize need to place brackets around major concepts. Pediaphiles tend to congregate online in places such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Urban Dictionary.
Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.
Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.
The only things on the Internet are viruses, porn, copyright infringement, and pediaphiles. Congress should pass a law against it.
by Eidako July 21, 2008
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