Pearlized

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022

perilyzed

Frozen with fear, distress, and/or confusion due to an imminent danger.

What good is an emergency-response worker if he always just gets perilyzed anytime there's an urgent dilemma to be dealt with???

by QuacksO May 23, 2022

purrlized

Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.

I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!

by Moonwtrash September 7, 2023