perplexion

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006

perplexicon

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010

Perplexion

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.

Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.

by blotngh22 June 23, 2010

pumplexing

Pumplex is a word describing a group of people who have bare feet and are walking on the south east coast of France.
One of the people in the group must have a bald head in order to be a 'Pumplexer'
Collectively they must own a herd of cattle, with 49% of them being Male.

Alex, Andy, Dan, Craig, Ben, Lewis, Whitehead (the bald one) and Jon all went pumplexing on Sunday on the south coast of France.
Alex G pumplexed with Llewellyn on valentines day

by Alex Furniss March 3, 2007

peopleing

its when you can't even deal with people..... like what??? people, aka you're socially awkward af.

I cant do peopleing today bruh.

by owlpost February 8, 2018

Black Peopleing

Activities which are usually associated with people of colour/darker skin. Caucasian persons generally don't participate in these activities or doings

Jamal and Daquan looked at each other and then at Micheal. "You wanna go steal some bikes or beat up some white kids? Or go and blame all our troubles and miseries on white people? ", Jamal asked Micheal. "You mean Black Peopleing?" , he asked. Micheal was later found laying on the street with a broken nose.

by American Piss Taker January 31, 2017

perplexiglass

An emotional barrier that surrounds a spaz that often results in a perplexed look upon the spaz's face; this natural defense mechanism can also affect those who interact with said spaz. Furious, unexplained waffle stomping is a common side effect.

As Jeff approached Lisa to ask her on a date, her perplexiglass turned him right around muttering, "Awwww hell naw!".

by Sarcia26 January 18, 2019