perpetrate

The act of trying to be something you're not; wether it be a gangster or anything else in life.

Quit trying to perpetrate, Jerry. You're no good on the court!

by Abicab September 16, 2015

Perpetual Malcontent

A person who is only truly happy when he/she is upset. The inability to experience any or all of the following: happiness, laughter, joy, comradery. A tendency toward feeling bitter, scorn, spite, wrath, vengeful. See also killjoy and buzzkill.

A Perpetual Malcontent is one who complains about the quality of free food. A perpetual malcontent is critical of an event everyone else enjoyed.

by hwn85a5 March 27, 2009

Perretical

Adj - To be bohemian, artsy, or musically beautiful.

The perretical couple walked out of the musuem.

by Jaim-jaim February 23, 2009

PERPNET

PERPNET is wanna-be pulsar effect roleplay server, trying their very best to be the new PERPHEADS...

Lucas: "Hey freddy do u wanna play perpnet? u can be chief of police"
Freddy: "stfu kid or i will dox u"
Samuel: "uhhhh banned."

by ModoSN December 12, 2018

Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.

Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.

Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.

by YAWA October 5, 2017

perpetulant

Adj. Someone who is consistently childish, permanently indignant, or perpetually petulant.
(Adv: Perpetulantly)

When Mike announced that the new approach wasn't going to meet the requirements, Eric responded perpetulantly because he had already implemented this approach with all of his clients. This was not the first time, nor is it be likely to be the last, that Eric jumped the gun, was disappointed, and reacted childishly.

by gidklio October 4, 2013