permafunk

A state of perpetual depression.

My date with Benny was a real downer--he's suffering from a bad case of permafunk.

by Benny Blue March 26, 2007

permafuck

The name of the novel that was featured on the show Weeds. It was written by Andy's crazy ex-girlfriend from Alaska. "Permafuck: A Journal of Spirit Rape"

We are in serious trouble.

I know. We're permafucked.

by Mark Fredericksen January 13, 2008

permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked

T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.

by Jim Wright September 9, 2008

permafuck

Taking a diploma, certificate, license, etc; glueing this to a piece of cheap wood, then covering with a permanent clear coat product. circa 1975

After I graduated from college, my father (permafucked) my diploma.

by Dr Rob April 19, 2009

permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket November 22, 2007

pertifull

To be beautiful, or very pretty.
To be stylish in the sense, that you are in style.
Sensational.

I reallycouldnot believe whenisaw shannonforthefirsttime. she was just so pertifull!

Shannon, the queen of pertility.

by Scotty boy<3 April 20, 2006

permaflop

The state of permanent erectile dysfunctionalism - typically caused by witnessing something sexually disgusting.

DUDE I just saw your grandma get out of the shower.. it's enough to give me a permaflop!

by SilverShado March 28, 2003