permed

Someone who smokes a large amount of weed every day; permafried.

Dan’s so permed he tried paying for his coffee with his driver’s licence.

by mangydank December 25, 2017

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More commonly known as a relaxer, a perm is a series of chemicals that African-American girls use on their hair to make it look less curly, rough, and thick. As a result, their hair becomes darker, straighter, thinner, softer, longer and smoother.

I got a perm yesterday and I love my hair now.

Your hair looks really nice. Did you get a perm?

by The Hit September 08, 2009

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1. Creamy crack; something many black women feel they need and grow an unhealthy dependence on in the efforts to make their hair straight or European-looking.

2. caustic chemicals that have no business on somebody's hair

That perm made her hair look thin and scraggly.

by S. April 14, 2004

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“Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.

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The Perm

When a group of guys form a circle around a girl, masturbate into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. This usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.

Dumb Girl: It's only an hour before prom and I still don't have my hair done. What am I gonna do!?

Some Random Guy: Don't worry girl. Me and the guys can help you out. We'll give you the best perm ever.

(The perm)

by I Killed a Hooker Once January 11, 2011

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