Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

by serenity450 February 28, 2010

perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

Perversion Diversion

This is when you see a hot girl and you want your friend to check her out too, but if you both look at the same time or if he looks too quickly then it becomes obvious and you get busted.

So you create a diversion, to allow your friend to have a perve without getting caught.

This can be in the form of allowing ample time between looks or simply creating a scene so her attention is diverted.

Guy 1: Dude you have to check out this chick in the red, dont look yet I'll create a perversion diversion for you-

Guy 2: Sweet!

by Man from Monty February 28, 2010

perkeys

also known as Percocets, they are prescription pills that are used to treat moderate to moderately severe pain. They have high risk for addiction and dependence. Can cause respiratory distress and death when taken in high doses or when combined with other substances, especially alcohol.

A line of lyrics from future hendrix song titled 'perkesy callin' says "I can hear the perkeys callin"

by SgtRedDog January 26, 2017

peckersnot

Semen, ejaculate, spunk

When I couldn't hold on any more, I blew my peckersnot all over her tits.

by Fockeroo April 20, 2006

Perverse

An adjective that describes one whose actions are not deemed to be socially acceptable - in any way, shape or form. Often times the adjective is used in a sexual context.

I am perverse. I truly am.

She demanded we go in the shower. She is a perverse individual.

by BigLarry94 January 14, 2015

perkesets

Perkesets-usually prescribed from doctors to kill pain to an injury....but people abuse them by taking 3 to 4 and become dependant on them.

Last night i took 4 perkesets and i dont remember what happened after that

by sadfsadfmel February 3, 2007