perineum

origins lie within the medical world, an it basically means yer gooch, bifkin or whatever else you wanna call it. it is the area of flesh between yer giggleberry's and yer waste disposal hole. it hurts when pinched!

"phwoar, my perineum is covered in skanky warts, must have caught summit off harry the swine!"

by tommy-o January 10, 2005

perineal

The area between your ass hole and your cock! aka chode; tate

Sasquatch your perineal smells, you should have put deoderant on it!

by Chris DeCrosta August 21, 2006

Perineum

The barrier of skin between the vag or the penis and the ass.

Some shit was stuck on my perineum and when I wiped it went into my vag lips.

by Vaganal August 12, 2008

perineum

The area between the baby batterbag/sperm hq and the smell hole.

My perineum is the event of the milleneum.

by Capt. James T. Kirk September 27, 2004

Christmas perineum

The three days of work between Christmas and new year

What time off have you got of christmas?

I’ve got to work the Christmas perineum :(

by Jezzerrc November 16, 2018

perineumic

1. Of, relating to, or metaphorically resembling the perineum ("taint").

2. Esoteric; hard to discern.

3. Not black-and-white or cut-and-dry, but rather consisting of multiple different sides, perhaps to the point of nausea, confusion, or frustration.

1. "That guy's bald head is so...perineumic!" LMAO

2. "Professor, could you be just a bit less perineumic when explaining the complexities of quantum-mechanical theories to us?"

by William T. Morgan (II) May 22, 2006

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 27, 2002