perfuckyesion

a noun:

1. The art of following and allowing your "Yes" in the most perfect way.

2. When you are in the flow of your "Yes" and life is WOW.

3. The blending of Perfection and Fuck Yes!

All of these successes and achievements are thanks to following my flow of perfuckyesion.

by JWM∞ August 7, 2018

Perfuckt

Perfuckt: Adjective

Used to describe sex that is beyond perfect... to the point where it needs its very own adjective.

I had sex last night and it was so fucking perfuckt.

by Lucie Bluebird September 11, 2016

Perfucked

to be fucked.

1: "this bet is on"
2: "shit im perfucked for this bet"

by Allison72 July 6, 2010

perfunct

a state of attitudinal disengagement where employees perform only the minimum needed to retain their job i.e. get through the day,go through the motions.

Personal funk about one's job.

Dealing with perfunct government employees is often an experience in poor, half-hearted service.

by daretowin September 11, 2009

Perfuck

A word which means the oppisite of perfect.
When you f*ck up on something you've been working really hard on.

I've been working really hard on this song on the piano, and I did AMAZING alone. But once I got on stage, I perfucked the dumbass song.

by TehPurpleIce April 10, 2011

Perfucktory

describes sex between a married couple or a couple who have been together for a long time when each partner is just going through the motions

Ooh, you look tired. How was date night last night?

It was okay, but I'm worried we're getting a little perfucktory

by untalented fool July 25, 2009

Perfunctorium

Refers to any routine, bureaucratic business office that adheres rigidly to a routine, usually small and insignificant, yet believes itself to be all-important. In the 1990s in California colleges and universities, the term originally referred to academic administrative offices peroccupied with minor, routine, or insignificant details.

The campus perfunctorium requires evidence that you had a mother before it can verify you were ever born and still eligible for more inconveniences.

by D. Healey November 10, 2011