Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Pickle Pressing

Pressing your wiener against a window.

"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

by idk idk idk idk idk idk November 10, 2016

Pressed Lemon

Quinn Fabray

Quinn Fabray is a pressed lemon

by supermassiveblackwhore April 10, 2012

Press X not to die

Usually refers to a quick-time push-button event in video games. Also can refer to any quickly repeated process or action.

Example 1:

Gamer: Gah, I hate this push X not to die sequence! I always die!

Example 2:
Guy 1: My girlfriend's mad at me, but I always get her some flowers and she calms down.

Guy 2: Press X not to die, dude.

by Mikrin262 March 13, 2011

Ciara Pressure

Ciara Pressure is a new phenomenon sweeping the University College Cork(UCC) nation. . she picks her victims on a near random basis forcing them to do tasks that would be very enjoyable to watch but cause the person doing such task to feel a great amount of shame and regret both during and after said act has taken place

Dude1: "I really didn't want to shift that geek last night but my friends wouldnt leave me alone til I did it"
Dude2: "Sounds like you were Ciara Pressured into it"

by cookiesmurf93 January 8, 2012

Bangometric Pressure

Closely correlates to the chance of penetration. The higher the Bangometric Pressure, the higher the probability of "Getting it on" will be.

Did you feel that? She just checked me out, The Bangometric Pressure in here just got raised.

Man, I talked about my ex too much, I felt the Bangometric Pressure drop.

by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014

perestroka

Noun. An ictus or other seizure brought on by the consumption of too many cheese blintzes, sour-cream-laden piroshki, or other high-cholesterol Russian dishes.

"Dude, you'd better hope this place has a full-time cardiologist on duty. If you eat that whole plate of pirogi in chicken fat, you're gonna keel over with a perestroka for sure."

by 5$wds November 20, 2009