perennium

The thing that looks like a face when you stand in front of a mirror and bend over while looking at your ass from behind yesterday for the first time.

"look at my perennium"

by John Mc Bastard-Face May 1, 2003

perennium

Isnt that some sort of flower?

What the hell is a perennium?

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

Percentish

An estimate of a percentage (like "guestimate").

Lou is not sure of how many apples are in her fruit basket - but it looks about half-half... therefore the percentish is 50%~ The mathematical symbol looks like % (percent)but using a tild on its diagonal: o~o, shorthand %~ ("Percent-ish").

by bainsteven March 8, 2011

perennium

Getting an enema every year, usually during the spring season.

see the term used for more than one of such sensation; perennia

My proctologist says that he thinks I'm due for my perinnium. I think he's just gay and wants to see my ass...I mean he gets paid to do it anyway.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

Placentium

amount of time longer than a millenium.

Nikki- I take shits once every millenium!
Kacey- I take shits every placentium!

Kuyler- Girls Poop?

by meh meh mehhhh April 26, 2012

Perenium

The rarest of all periodic elements, found predominantly in Russia. Prized by experts for its value, more then Plutonium and Uranium.
Has a half life of 69 years

Sergei was dumbfounded when Vlad found his perenium, it had been right there under his nose the whole time!

by Sideshow Willy September 9, 2018

parentium

Da "base metal" element dat represents how children views their parents.

Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.

by QuacksO February 26, 2022