A pentsexual is a disgusting, foul minded member of all our local communities. They will literally have sex with anything, whether it will be a man, woman, animal, alien or a type of fungi.
person 1: did you hear about jake the other week?
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.
person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?
person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
person 2: I'd be lying if I did, enlighten me,
person 1: Well just person 2, jake fucked Rob Schnieder, Natasha Kaplinsky, free willy, Kang & Kodos and between the toes of his own foot.
person 2: he has athlete's foot does he not?
person 1: Yes, so what does this mean person 2?
person1: Well just person 1, hes a god damn fricken pentsexual.
by roger129 August 4, 2011
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Pantsexual
A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
A term referring to the unique sexual orientation where the gender or orientation of a love interest doesn't matter as long as they have excellent taste in trousers.
Steve: I met this guy on the subway yesterday. He was pretty cute.
Tim: I didn't know you were gay.
Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
Tim: I didn't know you were gay.
Steve: I'm actually pantsexual. You see, he was wearing some very sexy pants.
by NK-Penne October 12, 2012
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Taylor: Damn pete is so hot i just wanna suck him off
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen
Me: Oh shit you must be petesexual
Taylor: you know it bestie
Me: AHH me too queen
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Get the Pensexual mug.When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.
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