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pernilla

Humane, sociable, emotional and sensitive, Pernilla is a woman who is feminine and charming, eager to please, sensitive, intuitive and a dreamer. She´s an idealist who could be attracted by large social, community and humanitarian movements, in which she is capable of investing herself. She craves varied and frequent personal experiences and when moved by a cause she is capable of mobilizing all of her courage and energy, just as she is of making sacrifices, in order to achieve her goals. She likes change, diversity and travel. She is a bohemian at heart and her freedom is sacred. She is sexy and romantic and has a generous spirit. She will give everyone a second chance. Just don´t expect her to ever be an "accomplished housewife"!
That girl is so charming, I bet she is a Pernilla”
by townhouse April 6, 2018
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can you lend a nigga a pencil?

1) A phrase a High School teacher used to get the longest suspension on record
Student: can you lend a nigga a pencil?
Teacher: nigga, nigga this, nigga, nigga please....
by El Profesor July 6, 2007
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Penrice Academy

A fucking whorehouse filled with midgets and teenagers who lose their virginity at 13. All the teachers are peadophiles.
I went to Penrice Academy for a day and left with a pregnant son.
by Satan Has A Minge May 24, 2018
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Penile Eclipse

An astronomical event occurring when the earth is in the shadow of an exceptionally large penis.
The penile eclipse resulting from Tim Tebow's first erection will likely block out the sun for decades, resulting in the end of life as we know it.
by Washooter September 3, 2012
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Dry Pencil Scare of '47

A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".
Yes, Billy, the Dry Pencil Scare of '47 was almost a catastrophe in U.S. History!
by Felipe September 8, 2004
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penile loogie

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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penile bulge

The gigantic protrusion seen in a males groin area when he is wearing pants that are far too tight.
I went to that show called the Nutcracker, and I saw nothing but Penile Bulge the entire time.
by Mikey T January 28, 2005
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