penor

glasses!

you have a penor on your face!

by hahahahahojoiawejr October 17, 2008

Penor Cleanor

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.

Dude.... your a penor cleanor.

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.

Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

by Benis :DDDDDD August 17, 2020

Penor Noir

Fancy slang for black penis. Commonly used by connoisseurs.

Anthony was all over the Penor Noir last night. He said it had a complex aroma, slightly heavy on the palate with notes of peppercorn and dingleberry. It paired well with Fromunda Cheese. I asked specifics and he said it reminded him of his favorite vintage of Penor Jamal

by PinkSnapper April 26, 2016

penor power

having great power derived from a huge penis. usualy making the person invincible.

You can't beat pinconjo, he has penor power!

by penguinman623 June 23, 2008

penor cake

the act of impreganating a cake or other baked product with your penis and giving it icing.Usually performed to a friends favorite cake just before getting the chance to eat it.

lee: hey! i dont remember having cream on my cupcake!
*eats cupcake*
you: penor cake prevails!

by TAMO? June 29, 2007

e-penor

Slang for e-penis.

My e-penor has grown to LARGE proportions.

by EvilChicky January 11, 2008