pennsylvania sober 

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated

“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*

pennsylvania sober by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024

Pennsylvania Sushi 

A woman cuts a small slice of her labia off for her chosen life partner to consume. Typically it is eaten raw.

Bro 1: Bro she gave me Pennsylvania Sushi last night!

Bro2: oh shit dude, you guys are gonna be together forever!

Pennsylvania Sushi by TheBeese July 12, 2025

Pennsylvania strawberry yogurt

When the guy eats a girls pussy who just played sports and is all sweaty, the sweat drips into her vagina causing a sweet and salty taste that can only be described as the same taste as expired strawberry yogurt.

Damn I ate Jasmine’s pussy after she played volleyball and it tasted like some Pennsylvania Strawberry Yogurt!

Pennsylvania strawberry yogurt by Billybobjakins March 3, 2026

Pennsylvania spleen splitter

When two guys are having rough sex and one guy usually the dominant male jumps from the top of the couch or bed and inserts his penis into the other males rectum with so much force he punctures the guys spleen. He then proceeds to fill him with so much cum that his spleen splits open and cum and blood drip out of the asshole.

Did you hear that Jake’s in the hospital? Peter preformed the Pennsylvania spleen splitter on him at Seibers house!

Pennsylvania spleen splitter by Billybobjakins March 6, 2026

Pennsylvania Barking Spider 

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

Pennsylvania Barking Spider by anonymous March 15, 2021

PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK

The act of pushing your entire socked foot into your partners vagina or rectum.

My feet were cold so I gave my wife a Pennsylvania tube sock last night and they warmed right up

PENNSYLVANIA TUBE SOCK by Dirk FaceMan January 21, 2011

Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep 

The act of cleaning up the viscous, tar like shit that is unclogged from the deepest corner of your partner's bowls after anally penetrating them too deep.

Alex: How'd last night go man?
Ryan: Not well. I was tearing up her guts and she let loose last week's Indian food. I spent the rest of the night pulling a Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep.
Alex : That's brutal man.

Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 16, 2016