Smoking Penises

To say some bullshit

Lavar BalI just went on ESPN and said he could beat Michael Jordan 1on1. He's over there smoking penises.

by JakePealy May 31, 2017

bouquet of penises

A contemptable situation. Any despised turn of events. The phrase is used in a sarcastic tone and is intended as a portrayal of one's disgust for a given situation.

The vacation sucked. The RV broke down, the dog shit in the tent twice, the weather was hot, then rainy, and we were out of beer. Man, that trip was about as fun as a bouquet of penises.

by Frank Klaune November 23, 2004

dangle penises

hanging out

Mike: Hey man, you wanna come over and dangle penises? Maybe play some COD?

Joe: Penis dangling sounds great right about now, had a rough day at work today!

by brawlsack November 22, 2010

Hand penises

Synonym for fingers

He had long hand penises.

by Sauce of God September 25, 2014

Ear Penises

Relating, but not limited to the earbud part of Nuraphones. These headphones are an in ear AND over ear headphone. The ear buds are attached to the inside of the ear cup and protrude slightly - resembles a penis

Man: “I forgot my ear penises in your car!”
Woman: “I’m already home, I’ll put them in my mailbox.”

by Are You Steve? June 13, 2019

bag of penises

Derived from an episode of =3 with Ray William Johnson, "bag of penises" is exactly what it sounds like: a bag full of penises.

The bag sucks and so do you. I bet you'd like a bag of penises.

by thegreatone March 17, 2012

camel penises

a word used to express frustration or anger. can be used in place of "fuck", "damn it", "aw shit", and other words that the higher powers may not approve of. It may get you some funny looks, but better than than being grounded.

camel penises! I just missed the bus.

by magicallisa March 8, 2009