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peniscopter

A peniscopter occurs when you spin your penis around in circles fast enough it actually lifts your body off of the ground.
I love using my peniscopter, it's the only way to fly!
by HowieFeltersnatch September 8, 2007
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pantscock

a protrusion of pant that sticks up when one is sitting down on certain ill made pants
this is my pantscock, the real cock is inside!
by the catch September 15, 2003
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penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.
Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!
by randomcrapping April 9, 2011
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penis cock fart sex

When you feel like your about to go all out on the toilet, so you recite the ritual chants, so your waste is taken off and you are left a better man, learning that the chant has saved your life, and you are now stuck in a ritual.
"PENIS COCK FART SEX" "PENIS COCK FART SEX" "CLEANSE ME OFF THIS WASTE" PENIS COCK FART SEX"
by Feetus Yeetus Deeletus July 18, 2020
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Peniscolada

The act of giving oral stimulation to the male genitals with cold coconut milk, straight out the fridge.
"If you like PenisColadas, and getting caught in the rain..."
by Alpha_rustic_divine November 25, 2017
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PENISCOPTER

teh PENISCOPTER is the greatest, most difficult sexual maneuver ever invented. Only the most experienced sex Goddess can pull this off with a very talented male counterpart. The woman lays on her back and puts her ass end up in the air with her vagina perfectly vertical. The male then inserts himself and stretches his arms straight out superman style with his legs perfectly straight. He is now parallel to the floor and acts as a propeller. The woman then, using her vaginal muscles begins to spin the man slowly gaining speed. She keeps spinning him faster and faster while at the same time keeping a firm vaginal grip on the penis until the couple finally lifts off into the air. The sex Goddess keeps the man spinning until he eventually ejaculates and they couple breaks free from eachother.
I was concieved when my mother and father were the first (and maybe only) couple to successfully perform teh PENISCOPTER
by Chet Murphy July 2, 2009
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peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.
Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes
by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004
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