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penisface

Someone with a big nose or someone you really hate.
Dude, that kid is such a penisface.
by fucker April 23, 2003
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peniscide

the act of murdering ones penis
i.e. cutting it off
its like castration, but to your penis
martha commited a peniscide when john dumped her and now johns not gonna have kids
by niggasense March 6, 2005
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DPF (douchy penisface)

n. slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the nose area.

Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.

In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.

While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.

In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
"Wow, that whore gave my brother genital herpes! What a DPF (douchy penisface)!"
by Anonymous Western New Yorker! December 3, 2005
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penisface

"Hey tracey you're a right penisface"
by Rachull December 17, 2007
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Peniskake

Translates to '' Peniscake '' in norwegian. Common word to call your friend when he is being a dick, or a '' Peniscake ''
Dude! Stop! You're being such a Peniskake right now!
LOL You look like a peniskake.
by Peniskakemannen August 9, 2016
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panicaked

panicking, but with or about cake. Cake maybe present or merely in thought of the person panicking.
"My brother's spent all morning on ODST then panicaked because he has stuff to do"

"He totally panicaked about the ingredients"

"They panicaked to new levels with 124 pink iced buns"
by autumn_phyre September 22, 2009
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penisface

the worst insult that should never be used, my wanker of a girl friend said this to me once and i cant stop crying now
nigga 1: you bloody penisface
nigga 2: GO NIGGA YOUR NIGGA NIGGER FUCK FUCKER COCKSUCKER
by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA December 4, 2020
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