Penis Wrinkle

When your sister doesn't make you a drink, but still asks for a tip.
Hey sis, don't be a penis wrinkle and make us a drink!
by yourinlover April 18, 2023
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Penis Wrinkle

Penis Wrinkle is the loose, wrinkly skin that is present when you are flaccid.
Wyatt: "If you were to decide on the grossest part of the human body, what would that be?"
Dylan: "I don't know, like, the brain seems pretty gross."
Wyatt: "I think it's the Penis Wrinkle. That shit's just vile, disgusting."
by Torling November 19, 2019
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Penis Wrinkle

pe-nis wrin-kle
Pronunciation: \ˈpē-nəsˈriŋ-kəl\
Function: Verb
Etymology: Middle American, BMX fad
Date: late 20th century (1998)
1: A full 360' backflip on a bicycle while masturbating.
Example:
Matt: Holy Crap Ted...Dave totally landed that Penis Wrinkle flawlessly.
Ted: Holy Crap he did.
Willy: Holy Crap.
by Wet Willy the White April 17, 2009
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Penis Wrinkle

The wrinkle you get on your penis because it's too old. This causes penile cancer and can be painfully fatal for your love organ.
"NOOOO!!! I have a penis wrinkle!!!"
by Firestar991 October 23, 2013
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Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.
Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.
by crackhedwinner February 12, 2010
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Penis Wrinkle

An insult, refering to a wrinkled Penis
You Penis Wrinkle!
by Midex August 03, 2003
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Penis Wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before my wonder cock.
by Rey Rey December 31, 2004
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