Penis Envy 

A highly reactive strain of psychoactive mushrooms or ‘magic shrooms’.

Bro when I was tripping on Penis Envy I transcended time and space - it was gnarly.

Penis Envy by 1001010100110.1001011001011101 July 31, 2022

Penis Envy 

To be jealous of another man's Penis.

Bro 1: Dude, what's up with Nate?
Bro 2: He saw Luke's penis and now he's feeling jealous out of inferiority.
Bro 1: Ah, total penis envy

Penis Envy by Botaku October 1, 2018

penis envy 

When a man is jealous of another man because of the size of his penis. Usually a girl is involved, she might choose one man over another, and the other man comes down with penis envy.

"Joe has penis envy."

"Penis envy is why the two men aren't friends."

penis envy by KB October 5, 2003

penis envy 

Sigmund Freud’s Penis Envy Theory
Women want to work = they envy the penis
Not kidding, that’s how he came up with this.
He was doing a study on women by talking to men. His theory was based on what men told him.

Karen Horney proved Freud’s theory wrong a few years later. She did a study about women with women.

Women want to work = Penis Envy

penis envy by TazMania January 28, 2008

penis envy 

every male has penis envy because they either feel inadequate or they brag about how big their penis is and cause penis envy in others

Jimmy has penis envy because Jon's is bigger
Jon brags about the size of his penis which makes Jimmy have penis envy

penis envy by MineIsBiggerThanYoursIs May 13, 2005

Penis envy 

When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.

Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy

Penis envy by bubbles the dominatrix June 21, 2005

penis envy 

Perhaps the reason a friend of mine is being such an asshole towards me.

"Heh! That guy has penis envy I can tell!"
-me after being harassed by some jerkoff

penis envy by Dave January 15, 2004