a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 17, 2007
an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.
the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!
by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003
The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!
Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?
Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!
Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her
by Benbo swaggings May 07, 2016
A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.
by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009
Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.
by The catch January 18, 2022
Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.
That's a penis fly-trap!
by Tony Margeson June 16, 2024
by buce20 September 21, 2023