penis fly trap

a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum

"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"

by Ana Winters, Breus, & Marge Phillips April 23, 2007

penis fly trap

an ability to lie extemely still whilst stretching ones foreskin in the shape of a large bell. when, at last, a fly lands on the glans, the foreskin is released thus trapping the fly.

the whole team lay there resting whilst exhibiting their penis fly traps. unfortunately for alan he caught a wasp!

by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.

"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."

by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024

Penis Fly Trap

A girl can trick any man into hooking up with her, even if she is not very attractive. She is at her strongest when alcohol is present within the enviorment.

Doug: Noooo way man you didnt hook up with her again?

Garret: Man that ho be a penis fly trap!

by Raztastic Voyage September 26, 2009

Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.

I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!

by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020