Penguin

IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.

The penguin ate the birdseed with popcorn.

Penguin by Sites May 9, 2005

Penguin

The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.

seal: that penguin just schooled me!
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.

Penguin by Theonewhowarshipsthealmightypenguin October 23, 2004

penguin

1)The creature you can steal from Antartica without authorities noticing.
2)Mascot of Linus Torvalds

1) you stole my penguin!!!
2) w00t!!! look at that penguin go!

penguin by n00b February 19, 2004

penguin

1. An extremely cool flightless bird that genally lives in cold areas.

2. A racist term describing a person whose half black and half white.

1. OMG! Look a penguin!

2. OMG! Look a penguin! *gets jumped*

penguin by SingingMime May 27, 2006

Penguin

A flightful animal that has the power to either destroy or bring peace to the world...

Don't mess with the penguins.

Penguin by MikeYL November 26, 2007

Penguin

Adjective
i.e. feeling penguin
The desire to waddle around, flapping occasionally and sliding on your stomach. Multiple people feeling 'penguin' in the same area have the tendency to huddle.

Person 1: I'm feeling so penguin today
Person 2: Me too! Let's huddle!

Penguin by Midnight Storm October 24, 2012

penguin

After a man climaxes in a woman's anus, the cheek clinching waddle she makes on her way to the toilet to avoid spilling on the new carpet.

"I'm getting rid of my hardwood floors strictly for the penguin encounters"

penguin by bobsurf April 18, 2008