A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!
Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.
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A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. February 28, 2008
Get the pendulum mug.1. a pendulum device named after the French physicist Léon Foucault, used to demonstrate the rotation of the Earth.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
2. an extremely complicated novel by Umberto Ecco, first published in 1988. Persons successfully reading this book should be given a badge of merit.
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Did you really read all of "Foucault's Pendulum"'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
Rod Stiffy: 'Yessirree, I did.'
Juicy O'Gazem: 'Wow, you should get a badge or a medal or something.'
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
Get the Foucault's pendulum mug.Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally hailing from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
The group is comprised of Rob Swire (Anscenic), Gareth McGrillen (Speed) and Paul Harding (el hornet).
In 2005, Pendulum released the debut album 'Hold Your Colour'. The album is one of the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.
by switchdnb September 5, 2007
Get the Pendulum mug.A penis that has an extremely big head but skinny shaft. Pendulum Penii swing like a clock's pendulum when the possessor walks with a normal gait.
Man, did you see Jason in the locker room? He has a fucking pendulum between his legs. Every step it swung from 1 knee to the other.
by Shannon A. March 4, 2008
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Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?
by captain keys November 16, 2006
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