pejowa

To slap the girl you're hooking up with in the face with your penis

She said she was falling asleep so I pejowa'd her to wake her up.

by Napolean1987 March 14, 2009

pejorative

A word used to confuse the masses by being used improperly almost all of the time.

Dr Macker said that my essay on the Republican party had a pejorative tone but he gave me a 'B'. I mean, what the fuck? I don't understand that guy, or his lame-assed insults.

by Bwigger May 13, 2006

pelotas awados

Saggy balls

Boxer briefs are a temporary fix for pelotas awados.

by Wordswillneverhurtme May 21, 2016

Adios pelota

When someone booty claps repeatedly on your balls with such force that you end up having to get one removed.

Hey man why were you in the hospital ? Sadly, I experienced the good ‘ol adios pelota last night.

by UndercoverKR July 11, 2021

Pelotas

Balls in Spanish.

She loved to play with Quan's pelotas.

by ilovenuts69 March 18, 2016

pejorative

tending to make worse

wanking is pejorative to chicks because we got less juice for them to swallow

by oOOooo October 4, 2003

pedotard

A fucking pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes long, goes to a store and purchases 5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a dildo and get sent home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations

Me: I saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life

by Tylerthecultist October 30, 2021