penisy vag

A vagina that resembles a penis somehow.

How was the date last night?
IDK man, I am kinda confused. She had a real penisy vag.

by mcphersonz August 2, 2016

Peenism

The religion of hammers.

Ex. Peenism is one of the oldest religion known to man.

by jACoBy&MYerS January 24, 2019

Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

Penisy Bum Chunk

A chunk of poo with remians of a penis on it

the penisy bum chunk had half a nob on it

by Nickbeitzel August 9, 2006

Penisy

To feel the urge for a homosexual encounter.

I've come over all penisy tonight.

by nongayway February 17, 2008