peetard

Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.

Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!

by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008

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Peeart

(1)The term for farting while urinating
(2) repetitious farts while urinating

While urinating I let out a string of repetitious farts, giggling to myself, I thought what a great peeart.

by mac crash landon August 22, 2008

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Peeparazzi

Friends who, when out together, burst into a frenzy of taking photos of each other on their mobile phones or cameras; usually for immediate upload to social networking sites

Dinner was pretty tame until Jenny and the other Peeparazzi at the table started taking pictures and I had to pose for about twenty snapshots.

by Slacker_99k August 17, 2010

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