Peef

When you aren't sure if you want Pork or Beef.

Chantelle wasn't sure what she wanted, so she asked for Peef.

by olephant August 16, 2023

Peef

To piss and fart at the same time leading to a violent anal explosion

Damn its a shame that she peefed

by Testicular tickleman March 2, 2023

Peef

A male queef , where air comes out of the penis like a fart or burp

Damn i peefed in that bitches mouth last night!!

by Thotslayer37 May 28, 2018

peef

a pussy with teeth or piss stained teeth

"oh did you see sharahm wakass temoris peef today"
"yeah he stinks and has no pals"

by Tommy Gordon November 26, 2021

peef

Any fur or hair expelled from a mammal onto a shirt, commonly dark in color.

That cat just peefed on me!

by mengis August 31, 2006

Peef

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

by BertieDastard April 25, 2011

Peef

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020