I want to sleep with Pendar
by the knower May 13, 2005
Get the Pendar mug.The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't
- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!
- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.
- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.
by B0hem July 7, 2010
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Get the peederwhacker mug.A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.
Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*
Judge Judy: ORDER!!!
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*
Judge Judy: ORDER!!!
by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010
Get the Peefart mug.Noun. Person (usually teenage girl) who is obsessively in love with the character Peeta Mellark from the Hunger Games books and movies. Sometimes seen carrying posters that read "I love Peeniss."
by Harrylovesjeni June 22, 2012
Get the Peetard mug.Vince: Uh oh I've got diarrhea... gotta find a toilet pronto!
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
Mike: 1st door on the left jabroni.
Vince is making a splashy mess in the toilet bowl. 10 minutes later...
Mike: Everything come out alright Vince?
Vince: Man, I think I peed from my butt.
Mike: Oh man, you had peearrhea! That can be dangerous.
Vince: Tell me about it. I made a splashy mess in there.
by Dr[Shaun] July 8, 2007
Get the peearrhea mug.Someone who walks into a Peets coffee shop asking for a tall skinny frappucino with chocolate dinosaur shaped sprinkles.
Peetnik: Hi, welcome to peet's coffee, how can I help you?
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
Peetard: (on cell phone)I'll have a tall skinny frappucino
Peetnik: We don't carry frappucinos, but we have a similar ice blended drink called a freddo, would you like a medium with nonfat milk?
Peetard:(puts down cell phone) what!? no TALL, SKINNY,FRA-PPUU-CINOO! and i need extra chocolate sprinkles! --in dinosaur shapes!!
Peetnik: Sorry ma'am, you're not in starbucks, this is PEET'S Coffee and Tea, look around you.
Peetard: OH My god, i'm so retarded! i just walked to a corner and expected to be inside of a starbucks cause they are literally on every corner of this world, why is this here? i'm so confused,why am i here? the walls seem to be shrinking. Are they shrinking? why is there classical music? am i dying? things are too simple and pure here, i don't want to die. God,Why!!???!! i crave the sugar!
by ebolabobbet February 28, 2008
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