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Pearson Middle School

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A place where you realize that nobody loves you and you are a piece of shit. The hallways smell like sweaty ass and the teachers are lazy assholes. 8th grade bathrooms smell like juul 24/7 (: Best place to go if you wanna meet a bunch of faggots and clout chasers
"Hey you go to Pearson Middle School?"
"yea it sucks dick harder than your grandma"
by fuckmewithajuul March 24, 2019
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pearson patriots

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A group of some badass mother fucking high school students in Ontario!!!!
They're all freaking awesome and have tons of spirit!
GO PATRIOTS!!
LBP WHAT!?
And obviously they're the best athletes of ALL TIME!
Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: LBP
Crowd: WHAT!
Boy: GO PEARSON PATRIOTSS!
Crowd: WOOOOO!
by pearson.patriotttt(L) November 16, 2009
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Person who feels weezy but is just a big jessie. Should wear a skirt and be called sally
Shit, dude has a pearson cough.
by anonymous October 1, 2021
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Pearson-6206

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An unknowing self-saving blowjob; a respectable dick sucking exhibition performed by an unstable and obnoxious cuntwrinkle after she forces you to endure her overdramatic exposition of utter stupidity and vulgar display of unprecedented ignorance.
I was telling my friend the next day about a blowjob I received from a complete female stranger who responded to my Craig's List NSA post indicating I "am looking to get my tip wet", when
ignorance, obnoxiousness, and verbal harassment ensue upon your arrival to her apartment for your first encounter (albeit ensuing without ever speaking on the phone), only to have her initially not open even open the door, due to her sudden safety concerns about letting a complete stranger in her home (not the concern about providing explicit directions to a stranger containing the truly dangerous information. Finally, she saved herself after receiving my psychological counsel and therapy, so effective that she ended up schlarving my dode "Pearson-6206" style and now is begging for me to come back and fuck her in the ass once her daughter goes to bed.
by wet tip seeking stranger March 22, 2010
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pearson park

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The poshest place on earth. Philipino Latchyfordy came from here and now look at him. A RIGHT POSH WAN*ER.
ooo you came from pearson park
look at her, from pearson park and all
by JoeB April 2, 2004
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Pearson Spirit

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The act of a large group, normally highschool students, fighting for the sake of proving a point or because one persons opinion is different then everyone elses. Based of a high school with the same name that keeps saying that the students have the most spirit around.
Guy1: Yeah, he wants to wreck me.

Guy2: Looks like some of that Pearson Spirit is working its magic again
by XxHerpaxX November 12, 2011
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