Prickly Pears

Basically a dude's scrotum in the open, cold air. The pubic hairs standing up resemble "pricks" on two pears.

(Two dudes in the shower)
Guy 1: Man the water's cold!
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I got prickly pears!

by AzN_Red August 17, 2016

Juicing Your Pears

When somebody, typically male, has a bad case of swamp ass or particularly greasy farts so as to drench their testicles or crotch in general.

"Gosh, it's so hot outside I'm sweating like crazy."
"Dude, are you juicing your pears?"

by Thanatos89 May 18, 2019

Spit into pears

When somebody doesn't understand the assignment and accidentally buys pears and spits in them

Teacher: Split into pairs please
Students: wtf? *Spit into pears*

by Panarin May 31, 2022

supple luscious pears

A term used for girls that don't have the largest breasts but still deserve to have an equally complementary term used to describe them

Also can be used in substitute for the phrase "small boobs"

Jack (whispering to Dan): She has small boobs

Rachel: What did he just say?

Dan: Ummm, ummm, he said you have supple luscious pears

Rachel: Oh...well thanks

by itryreallyhard1234 December 15, 2011

Apple among Pears

Refers to someone who isn't quite like the rest but isn't cool either. Some say that "They suck less"

That guy is Apple among Pears, but he still sucks.

by FantasyBoy August 3, 2011

Puffy Pears

a guy with huge testicles and sensitive personality

i just love my boyfriend he is so Puffy Pears

by Jaz the only awesome 1 around November 14, 2007

Alligator Pears

A rock band in Seattle. They have a cd out called Choking On Reality.

I just saw the Alligator Pears last night! They rocked!

by Oswald Petond September 14, 2007