A crackhead.A girl who was named a "pearlady" after having a pear sticker on her cheek.She laughs at mostly everything and is the mother of Bartholomew.
I could not keep a straight face due to Pearlady, for she was hysterically laughing at my attempts to do so.
by Alex Cunanan December 25, 2007
Get the pearlady mug.A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.
Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.
by Trill OG October 14, 2011
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It just seemed so appropriate... action was called for and I pulled a Diahrrea Pearlman right then and there, unloading my corrupt, fetid ass piss directly into her mouth.
by Larry Schonsleberry III April 19, 2004
Get the Diahrrea Pearlman mug.(Hell Boy reference) the act of fisting someone while wearing hulk hands.. like the size of Hell Boy's(Ron Pearlman) massive hand.
she was such a dirty whore,I couldn't resist breaking out the hulk hands and giving her the Ron Pearlman!
by tuesbiggalo October 10, 2010
Get the Ron Pearlman mug.pearlean is a wonderful beautiful women who can at times be harsh, but she only speaks the truth and may try her hardest seem tough but is actually a big old baby. also she would make a wonderful girlfriend if your lucky enough to find yourself a pearlean.
pearlean is awesome.
by broccoli lesner November 19, 2018
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The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a dark past, but you must look past it to the beautiful person she is. She thinks she is not much, but she is the best. Always boost her self confidence, because she deserves it. Once you find a Pearl, never let her go. She is a once in a lifetime chance that you should never pass up.
An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. Pearl is a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She is incredibly smart and down to earth. She is one of the realest and nicest people you can ever meet. Pearl is a very kind hearted person who will be there for you no matter what. She is an amazing best friend and girlfriend. One day she will be something relevant to this world. Her heart only beats for one person and doesn't whore around. Pearl is a beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl that you can't let slip out of your hands.
The most beautiful girl in the world. She has a dark past, but you must look past it to the beautiful person she is. She thinks she is not much, but she is the best. Always boost her self confidence, because she deserves it. Once you find a Pearl, never let her go. She is a once in a lifetime chance that you should never pass up.
An all around amazing young girl. She has her flaws, and is very insecure about them. She is awfully beautiful and humble. She has an amazing soul. Pearl is a shy girl, but is very out going once you get to know her. She always has a smile on her face. She is incredibly smart and down to earth. She is one of the realest and nicest people you can ever meet. Pearl is a very kind hearted person who will be there for you no matter what. She is an amazing best friend and girlfriend. One day she will be something relevant to this world. Her heart only beats for one person and doesn't whore around. Pearl is a beautiful, intelligent, and compassionate girl that you can't let slip out of your hands.
Pearllyn is clever.
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