Pearland

A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.

Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!

One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.

Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.

You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c

"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"

"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"

by WingedZebra August 17, 2009

Pearlie

A "Pearlie" is a fanclub member of Miss Pearl Necklace, a minor celeb on yahoo.

The Pearlies gathered in the chat room to watch the nude belly dance of thier beloved Miss Pearl Necklace.

by cinomaha December 13, 2006

Parlaid

To park (stop) and lay (chill).

We are parlaid at the house right now.

by Carmel C. October 18, 2008

pearlice

Pearlice is very talented, beautiful, and passionate about her dreams.

Pearlice is successful now, despite having problems with Calculus.

by Elhuevo5 June 12, 2021

Parlaid

To set up a in person meeting with a untrustworthy online business associate, as a way to assuage fears that the other party is fake to continue business dealings

I met a woman online who said she was a hooker in my area, I requested a parlaid to prove it.

by Drunk_yoshi February 17, 2022

Pearlized

The act of giving a paraplegic a pearl necklace...

Jimmy just pearlized that girl in the wheelchair over there.

by Back Middle Pocket March 25, 2022

Pearlized

Giving such a violent pearl necklace that you cause someone to become a paraplegic.

Jimmy just pearlized poor Stacy over there, she ain't been able to walk ever since.

by Back Middle Pocket March 27, 2022