A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
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"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
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