Paedophile

A Paedophile (sometimes spelled Pedophile) is someone who feels a sexual attraction towards young children. They arfe not necessarily a child abuser - it is possible to have a sexual attraction to children and NOT rape them, just as it is possible for a gay person to live all of their life in "the closet".

Paedophile: Hello

by Alipeewee21 December 29, 2009

Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 12, 2011

startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

patophile

an individual with a love of ducks, often bordering on sexual obsession.

Alex is a patophile.

by krazymack June 12, 2011

pellophile

Someone who covers up for a paedophile.

That Cardinal in Rome is nothing more than a Pellophile.

by excathoilc September 5, 2016

Pædophile

Someone who has a lust for children

Adam: You know that old guy who lives down the road?
Sam: Yeah?
Adam: Yeah, he’s such a pædophile - he keeps licking his lips whenever he sees my little sister!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Pubophile

<pū•bō•fīl/PYOO-bo-file> n. 1. one who appreciates and/or prefers pubic hair either on themselves or others 2. an individual who generally rejects the practice of completely removing the pubic hair on or around the genitalia thus resulting in a shorn pubis or, colloquially, a Brazilian wax job. • Most pubophiles tend to prefer a trimmed and well maintained pubis, while in some cases the pubophile may fall into the category of a fetishist who has a particular sexual attraction to excessive body hair.

Bob told me that he wouldn't sleep with that girl he picked up at the bar the other night because she shaved all of her pubic hair off. He said it made her pussy look like an eight-year old's and that he wasn't down with that. Ol' Bob is a real pubophile.

by Uvula February 18, 2010